"I am unsmoutable."
I'm Abby. I love television..I'm a pansexual rockin' the subway life in erie pa. Ask me anything and i promise you i may or may not answer.
If I had a cat to sit on my lap through this stressful planning my life would be so much batter. Damn my dog and her non catness.
So I just set up 7 different interviews 200 miles away from my home. I am scared to death.
When I’m dating a man I’m no longer bisexual
Just like when I’m at home, I’m no longer employed
Or when I’m not studying I’m no longer a student.
Mmm object impermanency
I read this wrong and was about to go on a rant. I read it again. I am okay now. I understand sarcasm,.
Either my dog made a audibly loud fart which has never happened ever or there is a faltulant ghost in my house.
I realize that I am bitter, and I plan on keeping it that way (via afwul)
If i ever see any of you in public, the code is
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I just had an epiphany.
I keep imaging this perfect relationship where I say I love you and they say I love you and then we fuck like dogs and go out for brunch
I want these things because I am supposed to want them, because the people around me want and have these things.
I want what I want and I am not sure what that is at the moment,
Yes I want to say I love you, yes I want to fuck, yes I want to go to brunch but maybe not in that order.
I’ll get there.
Jessa (Girls HBO)
I asked my mom if she could make me some tea and she said “I don’t know, I would have to see if we have any hot water.”
She thinks she’s a riot.